Relapsed and I feel like fucking shit


teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)


luigl:

how do you tell a teacher that her teaching methods are fucking stupid

(via damned-if-i-do-ya)





fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

(via actionables)



miss-love:

filthyfawn:

alice-is-wet:

iwriteeroticfiction:

sexual-frustration:

Hysterical Literature; reading with a vibrator.

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I usually don’t reblog anything but this is the most erotic thing I’ve ever seen. This is way better than porn… •_•

I really should do this for my next audio post….but I think I’ll seriously start giggling not be able to stop.

this is on my to do list

Yesssss

(via lezobey)


fckrt:

I want to throw up

I want to make out with you

I want to slam my head into the pavement

(via beautifulwoundss)